The move is to have multiple burner phones. Not for drugs or shady business dealings but purely for loading them up with a plethora of dick pics from multiple angles and hairdos. Def don’t have a password lock on the phones and then strategically “lose” them in bars with women in them. It’s all about planting seeds and with this type of planting of seeds, you don’t have to worry about the responsibilities of raising another dumbass human and tying yourself down to a life of working just to hope your kid succeeds enough to help fund your retirement lol
Open bar is a must if you want people to still like you after. Yeah, it’s expensive and a risky investment but so is investing time and money into something that has above a 50% failure rate ;(
When it comes to future commitments no matter how close or far away, I have found that not committing to anything at all by saying “idk, I might not even be alive at that point so we’ll see” has worked absolute wonders for my life and my mental well-being because when the people who invited you places see that you are in fact not-dead after you skip their shitty planned event, they get all upset and resentful and that’s a great indicator for who your real friends are because life is way too short to have resentment lol
You have to think of these separate things in life as assets in a portfolio. All are impacted by the world and the General markets and as one or some rise to soaring heights, others will undoubtedly crash. That’s why it’s important to get those assets early (a good job you enjoy, someone to love, and a stable living situation) because life only gets more difficult over time. Give yourself time to enjoy each one separately instead of all at once. If you’ve found the right combination, think of them as buy and hold investments for the long haul no matter if one rises and others crash, they always seem to find a balance and a state of equilibrium after some time. Don’t waste time trying to short sell one of the three unless you become filthy rich because everyone knows that you can literally do whatever you want if you’re rich and even terrible things don’t matter that much because you can just take your yacht to some tropical ass island if life starts getting heavy lol
That’s right, Dave. Women, you’re the gate keepers of humanity. You need to have TSA level protocols before you decide to poop out another little human and take this species on a death trap ride. So many shitty people could have been prevented over the past few thousands of years lol
There’s no such thing as FOMO in this society because pretty much no one is doing anything very interesting unless they’re billionaires but we never know what they’re actually doing because they’re cloaked in mystery and have their fingers on the faders as they fuck over everyone. I mean, we still ducking commute to offices every day when we go there to essentially access the internet that we already pay for at our houses that we never get to spend time at just so we can message each other irrelevant shit through a message board for 60 hours a week just to get paid so we can afford said house and internet access lol. Life is fucking dumb, guys and we make it dumb. The only FOMO that truly exists is when you hear about a dead person and you’re like “well at least they don’t have to go to work or pay bills again” lol
Hey, you leave sausages and bratwursts out of this. They need skin suits in order to keep their penis-like shape, alright? Lol Jesus Christ, I’m losing it
You know it’s totally acceptable to hit those bikers…bikers aren’t people and technically it’s only murder if you get caught. I’m pretty sure no one is gonna narc on you for taking out a biker and opening up the flow of traffic
Idk, man. I’ve drank and done a good amount of drugs and I’ve thunk my best thoughts during that time and never ate feces of any kind or rooted for the city of Philadelphia in anything besides Always Sunny
Yeah, just don’t come anywhere. There’s too many people everywhere. Just curl up in the fetal position in some hole in the ground and hope to God that the story depicted in Denver Airport Murals doesn’t come true. Also, don’t reproduce. We don’t need people anymore. We’re all just expendable temporary workers ;(
To the astonishingly vague transient: I just witnessed the SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch as 3 boosters took a craft to orbit and fell back to earth and landed in perfect harmony. Basically, just collect that bonus and buy some LSD, lots of it and then go have fun for eternity because nothing you will accomplish in life will matter as much as that launch and that’s okay. It puts things into perspective. Also, move to a country that offers good health insurance because after all that LSD, you’re probably gonna be fucked up and we all know how they value mental health here in this country. Trust me lol
This ^. Notice how everything that’s geared toward couples and or women’s sentimentalism has an alterior motive to take advantage of the emotionally invested and then screw them over in costs while also making the clandestine people at the top very wealthy? They’ve turned pyramid schemes into a circular feedback loop on constant repeat. Those fucking shape shifting bastards lol
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The move is to have multiple burner phones. Not for drugs or shady business dealings but purely for loading them up with a plethora of dick pics from multiple angles and hairdos. Def don’t have a password lock on the phones and then strategically “lose” them in bars with women in them. It’s all about planting seeds and with this type of planting of seeds, you don’t have to worry about the responsibilities of raising another dumbass human and tying yourself down to a life of working just to hope your kid succeeds enough to help fund your retirement lol
Open bar is a must if you want people to still like you after. Yeah, it’s expensive and a risky investment but so is investing time and money into something that has above a 50% failure rate ;(
When it comes to future commitments no matter how close or far away, I have found that not committing to anything at all by saying “idk, I might not even be alive at that point so we’ll see” has worked absolute wonders for my life and my mental well-being because when the people who invited you places see that you are in fact not-dead after you skip their shitty planned event, they get all upset and resentful and that’s a great indicator for who your real friends are because life is way too short to have resentment lol
You have to think of these separate things in life as assets in a portfolio. All are impacted by the world and the General markets and as one or some rise to soaring heights, others will undoubtedly crash. That’s why it’s important to get those assets early (a good job you enjoy, someone to love, and a stable living situation) because life only gets more difficult over time. Give yourself time to enjoy each one separately instead of all at once. If you’ve found the right combination, think of them as buy and hold investments for the long haul no matter if one rises and others crash, they always seem to find a balance and a state of equilibrium after some time. Don’t waste time trying to short sell one of the three unless you become filthy rich because everyone knows that you can literally do whatever you want if you’re rich and even terrible things don’t matter that much because you can just take your yacht to some tropical ass island if life starts getting heavy lol
That’s right, Dave. Women, you’re the gate keepers of humanity. You need to have TSA level protocols before you decide to poop out another little human and take this species on a death trap ride. So many shitty people could have been prevented over the past few thousands of years lol
There’s no such thing as FOMO in this society because pretty much no one is doing anything very interesting unless they’re billionaires but we never know what they’re actually doing because they’re cloaked in mystery and have their fingers on the faders as they fuck over everyone. I mean, we still ducking commute to offices every day when we go there to essentially access the internet that we already pay for at our houses that we never get to spend time at just so we can message each other irrelevant shit through a message board for 60 hours a week just to get paid so we can afford said house and internet access lol. Life is fucking dumb, guys and we make it dumb. The only FOMO that truly exists is when you hear about a dead person and you’re like “well at least they don’t have to go to work or pay bills again” lol
*Trademark* , *LLC*
Do we have the ability to use Plan B on that Mike guy? Has Elon Musk figured that out yet? Never mind, it’s just good old fashioned murder lol
It’s gonna be sobering when allies start invading each other for drinkable water. We have so much to look forward to lol
Hey, you leave sausages and bratwursts out of this. They need skin suits in order to keep their penis-like shape, alright? Lol Jesus Christ, I’m losing it
Much appreciated, Jimothy
Spent 4 years in Connecticut and after that experience, I gotta ask, is starvation really that bad of an idea?
You know it’s totally acceptable to hit those bikers…bikers aren’t people and technically it’s only murder if you get caught. I’m pretty sure no one is gonna narc on you for taking out a biker and opening up the flow of traffic
Really excited to visit the new office and check out the new digs, guys. Great Podio and video as well
Idk, man. I’ve drank and done a good amount of drugs and I’ve thunk my best thoughts during that time and never ate feces of any kind or rooted for the city of Philadelphia in anything besides Always Sunny
Yeah, just don’t come anywhere. There’s too many people everywhere. Just curl up in the fetal position in some hole in the ground and hope to God that the story depicted in Denver Airport Murals doesn’t come true. Also, don’t reproduce. We don’t need people anymore. We’re all just expendable temporary workers ;(
Yeah, Jim is probably right on this one
To the astonishingly vague transient: I just witnessed the SpaceX Falcon Heavy launch as 3 boosters took a craft to orbit and fell back to earth and landed in perfect harmony. Basically, just collect that bonus and buy some LSD, lots of it and then go have fun for eternity because nothing you will accomplish in life will matter as much as that launch and that’s okay. It puts things into perspective. Also, move to a country that offers good health insurance because after all that LSD, you’re probably gonna be fucked up and we all know how they value mental health here in this country. Trust me lol
This ^. Notice how everything that’s geared toward couples and or women’s sentimentalism has an alterior motive to take advantage of the emotionally invested and then screw them over in costs while also making the clandestine people at the top very wealthy? They’ve turned pyramid schemes into a circular feedback loop on constant repeat. Those fucking shape shifting bastards lol
Went skiing. Good time. Thanks for your time and stuff