A grocery store gift card for your Christmas bonus. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

May need to start doing a cost-benefit analysis for Christmas shopping. PGP.

Still haven’t bought Christmas presents for my family. PGP.

Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.

Please kill me if I ever become the person in the office who wears the blinking Christmas lights necklace. PGP.

Winning the company wine draw being the most productive thing you do all year. PGP.

Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.