i’ve brought the house down with a hood-ass rendition of Gin and Juice before, but if you’re in a frisky mood, Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money and copious eye contact always gets the job done
Something that’s always worked for me is buying a city bus ticket (or some other type of public transportation) and riding it around its route a few times until the sun comes up or you sober up enough to figure out a different plan. Buys yourself some time, and it’s also not a bad place to catch a nap.
At least its better than my normal Plan B, drinking mouthwash in the park under a newspaper blanket until my friends pick up their phones and the liquor stores open again.
I made an account just to comment on this. This was a fantastic article. I lost my grandpa on Friday, and if only a third of his stories are true, he lived an unbelievable life. this was exactly what I needed today.
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thanks sterling
cool, i’ll have to check it out. thanks man.
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i’ve brought the house down with a hood-ass rendition of Gin and Juice before, but if you’re in a frisky mood, Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money and copious eye contact always gets the job done
can’t agree more
Nothing is worse than the global canine conspiracy that’s slowly allowing dogs into every bar.
sorry man, i’m there to drink beers and eat chicken wings, not deal with your weird cross-eyed puggle mix that’s lapping all over my allergic legs
Something that’s always worked for me is buying a city bus ticket (or some other type of public transportation) and riding it around its route a few times until the sun comes up or you sober up enough to figure out a different plan. Buys yourself some time, and it’s also not a bad place to catch a nap.
At least its better than my normal Plan B, drinking mouthwash in the park under a newspaper blanket until my friends pick up their phones and the liquor stores open again.
…was it you
It’s just as bad as you imagine. looks like i’ll be parking on the street for the next few days.
meanwhile, a homeless dude took a massive heroin shit all over my parking spot outside my apartment last night.
pgp.
This week on TGDAG- Finding out how often their boyfriends piss in the shower
ain’t nothing wrong with sneaking a sink piss now and then either
Todd needs to use those knives on himself
walk of life by dire straits
or psycho killer by the talking heads if you really want to send a message
spotify premium is the best monthly purchase there is. I’ll even put it above netflix.
shit, I sometimes get bombed alone at my house right now and I’m single. but we all do that…right guys?
I use Dreamweaver every day for HTML and CSS stuff but I can’t put it on my resume. PGP.
you live in san diego too huh?
…sup?
I made an account just to comment on this. This was a fantastic article. I lost my grandpa on Friday, and if only a third of his stories are true, he lived an unbelievable life. this was exactly what I needed today.