Take it at like noon, make sure you have zero obligations that day, turn off your phone (can’t stress that one enough), have one or two chill people take it with you, and it’s best in an environment where you don’t need to interact with anyone. Also pro tip, have someone there that’s sober but has done it before to keep an eye on you if you’re a first timer.
Respect the transparency here, Charlie. Honestly this is much more in line with what my typical weekend looks like. I’m not sure how some of the other writers of this column manage to do an entire weekend under $150.
Is this pineapple thing for real? Mrs. Selfish bought some pineapple decoration things when we were in Hawaii and now I’m thinking that’s sending a message we don’t want to send…
Solid point. But props to you on the responsible bar/dinner spending. Once I get a drink or two in me I tend to forget that I do in fact have to pay back what I charge on my credit card.
Hosted our 4th annual Halloween party this past weekend and kept up with the tradition of passing out in on my living room floor mid party. Try doing that a bar.
Micah, don’t wear jeans to a Catholic wedding in the northeast. Dress pants or chinos, open collar, blazer. Go from the church to the bar for an hour or two of college football and few beers. Then head back to the hotel to change into your suit pre-reception.
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Literally no one asked you, Dave.
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Take it at like noon, make sure you have zero obligations that day, turn off your phone (can’t stress that one enough), have one or two chill people take it with you, and it’s best in an environment where you don’t need to interact with anyone. Also pro tip, have someone there that’s sober but has done it before to keep an eye on you if you’re a first timer.
Nick, you forgot about psychedelics. I think @Nived needs to write a follow up.
In retrospect this is probably why I can’t afford a down payment yet.
Respect the transparency here, Charlie. Honestly this is much more in line with what my typical weekend looks like. I’m not sure how some of the other writers of this column manage to do an entire weekend under $150.
I think we work at the same institution, Cube.
Is this pineapple thing for real? Mrs. Selfish bought some pineapple decoration things when we were in Hawaii and now I’m thinking that’s sending a message we don’t want to send…
Is sex in your car in the parking lot of a local bar ideal? No. Is it better than no sex at all? Always.
Tough to go 10/10 here. Planning a wedding is a nightmare. Stick the basics of good food, good dj/band, open bar and everyone will be just fine.
Solid point. But props to you on the responsible bar/dinner spending. Once I get a drink or two in me I tend to forget that I do in fact have to pay back what I charge on my credit card.
These columns give me the Monday scaries every week. Either Will is extremely budget conscious or I just spend excessively.
Can’t buy anything else now. I’m about to invest in the chinos. If I have to wear business casual to work, it might as well feel like athleisure.
Looks like we found duda’s second account
Honestly the jackets are pretty sweet. If you have enough disposable income to drop a grand on one, good for you.
Hosted our 4th annual Halloween party this past weekend and kept up with the tradition of passing out in on my living room floor mid party. Try doing that a bar.
Missed opportunity that one of the guys in the group didn’t ask you to prove it.
Seriously what ten year old can shoot 45? Been playing golf for like 10 years now and if I break 90 on 18 I’m celebrating.
Just make more than you would typically eat for dinner every night, throw the leftovers in a container and you’ve got lunch the next day.
Micah, don’t wear jeans to a Catholic wedding in the northeast. Dress pants or chinos, open collar, blazer. Go from the church to the bar for an hour or two of college football and few beers. Then head back to the hotel to change into your suit pre-reception.