Coming from someone that has spent more time in Alliance, Ohio than anyone would ever want to admit. Everyone knows that Main Moon is always awful and she should have expected nothing better.
“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul”
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I really hate it when people call me chief
Sounds almost as good as the other version of a hummer
Or you wake up still so out of it from the NyQuill that you justify calling in sick
Brian loved coke
I usually avoid McDonalds purely because of how terrible I feel after eating it but damnit does that Mc10:35 look good
Our 50 year old IT woman couldn’t get through the security questions to reset her password this morning
I’m disappointed in your Chipotle bill. I budget at least $200 a year
Coming from someone that has spent more time in Alliance, Ohio than anyone would ever want to admit. Everyone knows that Main Moon is always awful and she should have expected nothing better.
Happens to me at least twice a week
Go Bucks
Brian would love all these cities. Except Minneapolis of course. Nobody wants to live in Minneapolis.
“Today, smoking will save lives”
This is on point
7. An empty beer pitcher and discretely leave it in the corner
Try spending the last 25 years as a Cleveland fan…
“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul”
Larry’s not white. Larry’s clear.