Michael Jordan Puts Together His Dream Golf Foursome, Leaves Out Obama Because He’s “Shitty At Golf”

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Ahmad Rashad sat down with Michael Jordan and asked him about his fantasy golf foursome. After naming Arnold Palmer to the foursome, he muses on adding Barack Obama to the group and then decides against it because POTUS is apparently “a hack.”

L…O…L. I think MJ is the only person in America who can call the President a “hack” and have everyone completely agree with it. Here’s what MJ had to say about Barry O:

“Never played with Obama, but I would. Nah, that’s okay. I take him out. He’s a hack. It’d be all day playing with him. Don’t worry about it. I never said he wasn’t a great politician. I’m just saying he’s a shitty golfer.”

And now we have the plot to “Space Jam 2.”

As for my fantasy MJ foursome? Myself, Michael Jordan, Bill Murray, Larry Bird. Just so I can drop, “Larry, I gave us both twos back there. We weren’t in any emotional state to putt.”

[via SB Nation]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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