Trojan taste. Durex budget. PGP.

Target taste, Walmart budget. PGP

Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Praying for the lay off so I get severance, and a break. PGP.

Got overly excited about my credit score moving up PGP

“We should own a bar!” PGP