I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP
Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP
“Impractical rock hat: $9,995.”
Pretty much nailed it.
I could really use a free t-shirt. PGP.
Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.
Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.
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