Supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. I am the liquor. In real life, I'm the dead eyed 20 something who desperately wants to spit in your food and tell you to go fuck yourself.
Honestly, Carl’s transformation from little bitch to badass was too quick for me but I’d prefer he stick around because I think it’s a welcome change. I’d rather have Carl be an emo zombie slayer than the little cry baby/worthless place filler like he was in the first two seasons. I can’t be the only one who screamed at their TV something along the lines of “Goddamn it, Carl, stay in the fucking house!” on a regular basis during seasons 1 and 2.
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If she doesn’t like Billy Joel, it’s a deal breaker. You can’t say no to the Joel.
Honestly, Carl’s transformation from little bitch to badass was too quick for me but I’d prefer he stick around because I think it’s a welcome change. I’d rather have Carl be an emo zombie slayer than the little cry baby/worthless place filler like he was in the first two seasons. I can’t be the only one who screamed at their TV something along the lines of “Goddamn it, Carl, stay in the fucking house!” on a regular basis during seasons 1 and 2.
*Hall. Damn typo…
Wow, Laura Taylor. Really?
Master P- “Make ‘Em Say UHH!” and/or Pharrell and Snoop Dog- “Drop It Like It’s Hot.”
#6- Sweating through your work clothes and thus looking like a doofus whenever coming into the office.
Who wants to do an over under on when he’ll get fired?
No Fall Out Boy? Take This to Your Grave still makes a shitty day at work better for me. Call me gay all you want, I don’t give a shit.
Wu Tang Financial: A place for you and ya kids.
Now everything will taste like rubber for a month if it’s a hot pocket.
The feels, man, the feels are heavy after reading this column.
I have yet to meet an IT guy who wasn’t weird as shit.
#16- I want this motherfucker to burn to the ground.
That we do Bo Bandy, that we do because a shit leopard doesn’t change its spots.
Montell, N*SYNC, AND the Backstreet Boys? This is my shit.
Too bad shit talking isn’t as acceptable in the workplace.
Here’s an easy solution-Don’t go.
Amen brother.
Wow that guy from Epic Meal Time lost a shit ton of weight.
The liquor are calling the shots, Randy.