Supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. I am the liquor. In real life, I'm the dead eyed 20 something who desperately wants to spit in your food and tell you to go fuck yourself.
Do what I do now/did in college, Sayers. I hate Walmart too, I only go if I have to. Hit up the Dollar General/Fred’s/Family Dollar, etc. Pretty much has all the basic food/toiletry needs without all the big lines since they’re much smaller in size with comparable prices. The employee incompetence is still there and god help you if you stuck behind someone paying with EBT/coupons because it takes forever. The more you know.
At my old job, I would go to Taco Bell almost every day on my lunch break. After I would get it, I would either A. Eat it in my car alone or B. Eat at the park near my office alone. Both were sad and pathetic options but it beat eating at the office alone.
Reading this makes me want to grab my little brother by the collar and tell him to cherish what time he has left in college. Dumbass wants to graduate early for some reason.
Here’s to hoping that Scott will be making a cameo some time in the life of Gil Humplestead in the near future. Sounds like Scott is just crushing it in life right now.
This makes me truly regret not going on Spring Break my senior year of college. I decided to be responsible (retarded) and work on my senior level projects.
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Do what I do now/did in college, Sayers. I hate Walmart too, I only go if I have to. Hit up the Dollar General/Fred’s/Family Dollar, etc. Pretty much has all the basic food/toiletry needs without all the big lines since they’re much smaller in size with comparable prices. The employee incompetence is still there and god help you if you stuck behind someone paying with EBT/coupons because it takes forever. The more you know.
Said underdressed asshole will also talk during your back swing. Fuck that guy, proceed with caution if you’re considering inviting him.
Am I the only who liked the Butterfly Effect? Shit blew my 14 year old mind when I saw it.
Sweet Jesus. This guy’s gonna go full Randy Marsh in the bathroom.
You’ve got a lotta hype to live up to in the post date diary entry now, Brian.
At my old job, I would go to Taco Bell almost every day on my lunch break. After I would get it, I would either A. Eat it in my car alone or B. Eat at the park near my office alone. Both were sad and pathetic options but it beat eating at the office alone.
I had many good times buying a 30 rack of PBR for $15 and getting obliterated on said 30 rack during undergrad. Damn, this bums me out.
Reading this makes me want to grab my little brother by the collar and tell him to cherish what time he has left in college. Dumbass wants to graduate early for some reason.
DAAAYYUUUMMMM. He just got served.
No “Memory” by Sugarcult? C’mon now.
Damn straight.
No Ignition Remix by R. Kelly? Blasphemy.
Gotta love that bourbon bourbon. I need it like I need that propane propane.
5 -Don’t be that dick with your phone out the ENTIRE time recording the concert.
Here’s to hoping that Scott will be making a cameo some time in the life of Gil Humplestead in the near future. Sounds like Scott is just crushing it in life right now.
Sounds like she’s doing her best Scott Stapp impression. This is gold.
This makes me truly regret not going on Spring Break my senior year of college. I decided to be responsible (retarded) and work on my senior level projects.
As an alum of a SEC school, this hits close to home on a lot of these points.
GoldenEye was all fun and games until some dickhead used Odd Job. Then shit got real.
*about. Damn it, grad school I blame you for this error.