All in on this unless you’re ordering drinks with more than 2 ingredients. You want some fancy something or other, tip well. If you’re getting beers or a vodka soda or whiskey rocks or something, dollar/drink should be plenty.
I have that pressure washer. I use it all the time for cleaning off the patio, generally when my kid steps in a dog mine and smears it all over my pristine concrete.
There is a special feeling that comes with the loser associate manager of a low-end restaurant telling you, 12 months from graduating from a pretty good university with a pretty challenging degree, that you’re not qualified to wait tables but he can let you bus for a while to see how you’ll do.
I like to take a big sip from my Yeti Tumbler and then ask some poor scrub chugging Ice Mountain or Aquafina “huh, bottled water, guess you hate sea turtles eh?” I do this even though there are no sea turtles within 1000 miles of Chicago.
My wife tells me I dress like trash. Do I stop dressing like trash? No, I do not.
Duda forgot his ABCs, someone take away his DCO hat.
Billions is the GOAT but I’m a finance junkie like that.
TGDAG: try and fail to get their wedding planner to switch teams.
All in on this unless you’re ordering drinks with more than 2 ingredients. You want some fancy something or other, tip well. If you’re getting beers or a vodka soda or whiskey rocks or something, dollar/drink should be plenty.
I like a little gran Marnier floater on the top of mine. Other than that, ace work old sport.
I have two kids. Got snipped last year on Black Friday. Totally worth it. I’m sterile with a wholly unimpressive penis, @me ladies.
Worked until 9PM Thursday, 11PM Friday, 545AM-2PM Sat and 7AM-2PM Sunday for a meeting with Europe this AM at 6.
How many of my 60 slides did they go through? Maybe 3.
Todd lists off all the people he has to “deal with” as a result of the wedding, leaves off Girl. Fail.
“Was slightly overserved” or “had some bad soda” are some go-tos.
I have that pressure washer. I use it all the time for cleaning off the patio, generally when my kid steps in a dog mine and smears it all over my pristine concrete.
Docks up and down CT shoreline? You’ve never been to the CT shoreline have you?
“Tastes like earwax” is my favorite accurate descriptor. Went through a case of it at a buddy’s wedding. Worst hangover ever.
There is a special feeling that comes with the loser associate manager of a low-end restaurant telling you, 12 months from graduating from a pretty good university with a pretty challenging degree, that you’re not qualified to wait tables but he can let you bus for a while to see how you’ll do.
Recommend you spring for the WiFi enabled one. Really helps when something needs to cook for only 6 hours, or when you get stuck at work or something.
I like to take a big sip from my Yeti Tumbler and then ask some poor scrub chugging Ice Mountain or Aquafina “huh, bottled water, guess you hate sea turtles eh?” I do this even though there are no sea turtles within 1000 miles of Chicago.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that there was no TGDAG yesterday, and again today?
Did mama just call a laptop a “lappy”?? Damn, you really are Girl.
No shake weight commercial DVD??