Figuring out when you passed out by looking at your Fitbit stats. PGP.

I frequently walk home blackout from the bars to save money. PGP

Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.

Clothes have been in the dryer since Saturday. PGP.