That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.
Refusing to read the “best jobs of 2017” articles because they make me too depressed. PGP.
I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.
Trying to figure out the socially acceptable time to start drinking at the family Christmas party. PGP.
I share a computer with our intern. PGP.
Waiting for payday so I can finally Christmas shop. PGP.