My collection of conference lanyards and name tags pretty much sums up the extent of my social life. PGP.

Watching people make half my annual salary in 25 minutes on Jeopardy. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

What is the mannequin challenge? PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.