Glad someone pointed it out, basically the archetype for guacamole imo. Sometimes i fuck around and throw some hot red pepper in there or some tomatoes
4 week turnover to a new job is pretty much the ideal amount of time to be in between jobs. Enough time for some relative enjoyment being funemployed and hopefully not completely draining your savings. Bad news is your heavy drinking habits (if you’re like me) seem less justified now that you are gainfully employed
The best part about owning a boat is not actually being the person who owns the boat, but being the friend of a person who owns a boat (source: family friend who owns a boat)
God damnit Eric, you can’t just choose something because it’s easy! Just because Bulbasaur makes the first 3 gyms easy doesn’t mean he’s more useful than charmander in the long run!
Jagermeister: in some weird discotech bathroom in combination with shitty coke cut with bath salts you bought from some Eastern European dude named Kaarl
For some reason this made me think of the ending monologue of American Psycho:
“There are no more barriers to cross. All i have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and he evil, all the mayhem i have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing… oh look a text from the boys, guess I AM drinking tonight then lol.”
You could also, you know, just NOT go. Getting dragged to a wedding, or even a party at least makes sense. Can’t imagine how you get roped into going to a SO’s reunion. Really dropping the ball there.
I didn’t forget, and honestly zero of those reasons seem very compelling. “It looks pretty, and she’ll love that i show poor financial judgement on a big ticket purchase that provides no value. But hey, it’s shiny!”
If i sounds bitter it’s because i know nobody will propose to me with something I want, like a new pair of skis
Outlast, to what end exactly? What is the actual point of it? I can resell the house, and an awesome honeymoon is something I’ll never forget. I’m just saying from my perspective the stack of reasons to not buy a ring is a lot bigger than the tiny pile of reasons to buy one.
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Stock photo still makes me cringe every time i see it. I can actually hear the redhead saying “YAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEN”
Glad someone pointed it out, basically the archetype for guacamole imo. Sometimes i fuck around and throw some hot red pepper in there or some tomatoes
4 week turnover to a new job is pretty much the ideal amount of time to be in between jobs. Enough time for some relative enjoyment being funemployed and hopefully not completely draining your savings. Bad news is your heavy drinking habits (if you’re like me) seem less justified now that you are gainfully employed
The best part about owning a boat is not actually being the person who owns the boat, but being the friend of a person who owns a boat (source: family friend who owns a boat)
To add, arches nat’l park, Uintas, Zion. Basically all of Utah. Gotta say those Mormons knew a beautiful place when they saw it
Okay, but like, that’s just your opinion.
Worked at a big data company, that pretty standard for them i hear
God damnit Eric, you can’t just choose something because it’s easy! Just because Bulbasaur makes the first 3 gyms easy doesn’t mean he’s more useful than charmander in the long run!
Jagermeister: in some weird discotech bathroom in combination with shitty coke cut with bath salts you bought from some Eastern European dude named Kaarl
HOLY FUCK KATIE WITH THE HAYMAKERS
Like the reverse hunger games idea, but would LOVE it to be a WWE format.
“Arnold Abernathy has Beatrice Higgenbottom in a choke hold! But WAIT, what’s this? By.. BY GOD HERE COMES EDITH WILSON WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!”
Yeah the rain makes me depressed too. Hang in there bud.
For some reason this made me think of the ending monologue of American Psycho:
“There are no more barriers to cross. All i have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and he evil, all the mayhem i have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing… oh look a text from the boys, guess I AM drinking tonight then lol.”
The Chex Mix crowd bout to be trigger af
You could also, you know, just NOT go. Getting dragged to a wedding, or even a party at least makes sense. Can’t imagine how you get roped into going to a SO’s reunion. Really dropping the ball there.
You’re wrong if you think calling something “Kirkland brand” is an insult. Costco rules!!
Tell this to the Howard University students
I didn’t forget, and honestly zero of those reasons seem very compelling. “It looks pretty, and she’ll love that i show poor financial judgement on a big ticket purchase that provides no value. But hey, it’s shiny!”
If i sounds bitter it’s because i know nobody will propose to me with something I want, like a new pair of skis
Outlast, to what end exactly? What is the actual point of it? I can resell the house, and an awesome honeymoon is something I’ll never forget. I’m just saying from my perspective the stack of reasons to not buy a ring is a lot bigger than the tiny pile of reasons to buy one.
Super excited to drop a few months rent on a shiny rock that A) won’t increase in value and B) makes me play into DeBeers marketing scam.
Ladies would you rather have your man spend a few grand on the honeymoon/house down payment or the ring equivalent of a dick measuring contest?