Going to good friend’s wedding on NYE this year and couldn’t be happier. The days of smushing into a packed bar and paying 150 dollars for unlimited are over for me. Me and the lady will get all dolled up and drink and dance the night away 🙂
No mention of Frankie Stechino? The lovable, overweight “bully” with a poetic soul and heart of gold? Cmon now, DeFries. Not even gonna mention how bad it is to have Topanga that low. Wait, I just did. I respect your talents though 🙂
I can picture some fat Texan getting ripped by a foul ball because he’s so god damn smitten with this thing in his hands. Needless to say I want one right fucking now.
Do we get to ask them how many black people names they misspell on their coffee cups? We already know basic white girl names are hard enough as seen on your local instagram feed.
Realizing your job title is #13 on this list while you’re making half of the mean salary. PGP.
Backup NFL QB seems nice
I’m 28 and will be 29 in two weeks. Fuck off, man.
Baseball: give Mike Trout steroids and enjoy the show.
Going to good friend’s wedding on NYE this year and couldn’t be happier. The days of smushing into a packed bar and paying 150 dollars for unlimited are over for me. Me and the lady will get all dolled up and drink and dance the night away 🙂
This actually makes me feel worse about myself. People are surviving on way less than me because I can’t stop buying lunch every fucking day in NYC.
Your Young Sister’s Hot Friend
Yep
Fall is the perfect time to watch an embarrassing amount of professional sports. Who hasn’t ignored someone completely during a big 3rd and 1 spot?
No mention of Frankie Stechino? The lovable, overweight “bully” with a poetic soul and heart of gold? Cmon now, DeFries. Not even gonna mention how bad it is to have Topanga that low. Wait, I just did. I respect your talents though 🙂
Todd’s dad is about to do something drastic. The old man has that wisdom that his son lacks so desperately right now. God, keep ’em coming Will.
The realness in all of these columns are too much for me. God, it’s beautifully sad.
Shitting with headphones in? What are you some kind of lunatic? That would give me more anxiety than I already have when I’m in there.
ya gotttaaaa see thaaaa bayyybeeeee- elaine voice
fuck kids
I’ve been avoiding looking at my credit card statement, so thanks for that subtle reminder.
I can picture some fat Texan getting ripped by a foul ball because he’s so god damn smitten with this thing in his hands. Needless to say I want one right fucking now.
#GiveJayTasStockOptionz
Sammy Sosa’s white skin makes me cry every night
These rankings are awful if Hoboken is ranked #1…trust me, i live here. If you like guido bars and basic white people then this is your town.
Do we get to ask them how many black people names they misspell on their coffee cups? We already know basic white girl names are hard enough as seen on your local instagram feed.
I meant to say Noah Syndegaard, not Zach Wheeler.