“How is Tiger doing?” PGP.

Never having anything positive to say when asked, “How are you doing?” PGP.

Faking it until you make it, and not knowing what to do after that. PGP.

My “tax refund” this year is as depressing as the elevator ride up to my office every day. PGP.

Gray hairs sprouting like weeds due to stress, conference calls, and the same cubicle for the last 5 years. PGP.

Friends with benefits now means my friends have health insurance and a 401k. #PGP

Taking sodas home from the break room only to use as chasers. PGP.

The office hot chick immediately going from an 8 to a 2 at a public happy hour…

Only filling your water bottle up 1/4 of the way so you can get up to get water more frequently. PGP.

Proof reading an email several times, clicking send, then rereading and catching a spelling or grammatical error. PGP.