Fire alarm went off seconds after settling into my favorite stall.

Jeff Sessions submitting his resignation at his boss’s “request.”

“Try to think of this as an opportunity to explore a new area of your career.”

Using a box of tissues as a napkin dispenser when eating at my desk.

When not even the motion sensor lights in the restroom can recognize your presence.

Running out of time to make it onto a “30 Under 30” list.