The worst thing is losing something in the trio of wallet, keys, or phone. Waking up with all three of those and not covered in bodily fluid is usually a success.
That’s what I got out of, “You’ve met her parents a few times… everything seems to be in order other than her friends.” But I guess it’s all circumstantial.
Can’t get over the fact Will doesn’t like snaccs that end in “tos”
This was quite the lineup this week. Puking on a flight sounds terrifying.
Go Heels
I feel the need—the need for speed!
It’s like going to a kids birthday party and you buy them a gift and they give you a goodie bag for coming, except you’re also buying the goodie bag.
Dave
Poor Officer Nutbeem, that guy can’t catch a break.
And the timing of arriving at Denise’s dorm after the time of death.
Will be watching Happy Gilmore at least three times a week.
There are very few thing better than literally not doing anything on someone else’s boat. #boatguestforlife
Of course laughing at the occurrence is acceptable. But we all know that one guy who wants to be the source of said topic.
Just don’t be the guy that rips audible farts in public because you think it’s funny.
The worst thing is losing something in the trio of wallet, keys, or phone. Waking up with all three of those and not covered in bodily fluid is usually a success.
I got to “learn how to grill” and couldn’t finish.
I knew I shouldn’t have read it.
That’s what I got out of, “You’ve met her parents a few times… everything seems to be in order other than her friends.” But I guess it’s all circumstantial.
Come on Eric, you live in a city full of hundreds of thousands of people. Don’t get caught up on a maybe.
You really meet the parents before the friends? If it’s serious you should be introduced to the friends first, like a few weeks in.
It’s times like this that I’m thankful for being single and lonely. *crying inside*
I don’t think you got the point.