Bad traffic? Welcome to Texas, that’s the norm.
Boss is being a dick? Shit happens, roll with the punches.
Other problems going on? I’ll need $200 a session for this.
If you feel the need to vent to me during work then chances are you’ve got bigger problems than what you’re griping about.
I did my bachelors in botany and you saw a massive drop in the number of stoners after o-chem 1. But yeah, if you run the PhD gauntlet you’re pretty much set in Colorado, Oregon, Vermont, et al.
Addendum: go to grad school, try extending the undergrad days with grad students, realize that they, program depending, can’t be bothered with a social life, realize you’re too old to keep pace with undergrads, drink at home binging Netflix. Repeat.
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Gym, reading journal articles, dinner, sleep. Order TBD.
Bad traffic? Welcome to Texas, that’s the norm.
Boss is being a dick? Shit happens, roll with the punches.
Other problems going on? I’ll need $200 a session for this.
If you feel the need to vent to me during work then chances are you’ve got bigger problems than what you’re griping about.
You’re a lucky man. John McAfee almost didn’t.
But Kendra said traveling is totes the worst.
I did my bachelors in botany and you saw a massive drop in the number of stoners after o-chem 1. But yeah, if you run the PhD gauntlet you’re pretty much set in Colorado, Oregon, Vermont, et al.
“Greek” yogurt is candy compared to the real Greek yogurt I ate growing up. Half cow milk, half goat milk, 100% nauseating.
And vanilla? C’mon, man. Buy unflavored Fage and load that bastard up with honey.
Anyone else just think “Welcome to the real world” while reading this?
Someone this obsessed with salt is definitely not about the #marglife.
Addendum: go to grad school, try extending the undergrad days with grad students, realize that they, program depending, can’t be bothered with a social life, realize you’re too old to keep pace with undergrads, drink at home binging Netflix. Repeat.
High school me would have left you alone and continued to be a mopey little bitch. Present day me would tee off and drink St. Arnold with you.
God bless the Greek system.
“Fuck bitches, get money.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
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The marathon?