I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
I didn’t. We were playing pond hockey and drinking beers. I had a few cups of coffee earlier. Combine that with greasy food+beer+exercise and you have a recipe for disaster. I had to run to the car and was going to try to make it home. That didn’t happen as I barely got my skates off. I pulled an empty beer box so it wasn’t in the parking lot.
As Mt. Vesuvius erupted, a family that was leaving ice fishing drove by. I couldn’t get my pants up in time and ended up shitting all in my pants to the point it looked like I sat in chocolate cake. I had an old towel that I used to clean my dogs after hiking that I had to basically floss my ass with and threw it in the woods along with the box. I then had to drive home ~20 mins like I was riding a bike up a mountain. It was really bad and this instance forever haunts me. Makes for a funny story though.
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Colton Underwood signed a 1 year, $450,000 contract with the Oakland Raiders, including an average annual salary of $450,000.
Gonna see the big guy this weekend. We’re going to do it big
Don’t be like that
Make it happen man. Good luck and keep us updated
Always dreamed of big weddings, making bank, living the meme dream. Now I want to open an animal rescue and travel a bit. Thanks for the kind words.
Not to take anything away from the great Nevid, but I’ve been at this for over three years my guy. Dude is still a legend though.
How’s your rash?
You’ve never seen us in the same room before…
That’s pretty reasonable. Microsoft went down 3 points, we gotta save some money
I’ll do the work for you. It’s from one of my favorite bands called Cigarettes and Alcohol and this is the best live version
I’m a program manager on a project that evaluates home visitation.
Miss Jackson living the life I want to live
You doin ok, man?
I’m still waiting for my follow back. Who is the poop joke commenter?
I am more refined than that (kind of). I will always laugh at farts though.
I didn’t. We were playing pond hockey and drinking beers. I had a few cups of coffee earlier. Combine that with greasy food+beer+exercise and you have a recipe for disaster. I had to run to the car and was going to try to make it home. That didn’t happen as I barely got my skates off. I pulled an empty beer box so it wasn’t in the parking lot.
As Mt. Vesuvius erupted, a family that was leaving ice fishing drove by. I couldn’t get my pants up in time and ended up shitting all in my pants to the point it looked like I sat in chocolate cake. I had an old towel that I used to clean my dogs after hiking that I had to basically floss my ass with and threw it in the woods along with the box. I then had to drive home ~20 mins like I was riding a bike up a mountain. It was really bad and this instance forever haunts me. Makes for a funny story though.
I responded to this from the shitter
Good to have you back