Lockbow

Just hire me. Anyone.

Member Since 08/14/2014

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

Post Grad Problems

Shot of espresso and a coffe at the office. Shot of whisky and a beer at the bar. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Washing down melatonin with whiskey

Post Grad Problems

Lies I’ll Tell My Daughter

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

Post Grad Problems

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