Office mom brought Pedialyte to my office and told me that I should probably work from home the Monday after a wedding moving forward. PGP.

I paid the wedding DJ $20 to play “Shout” this weekend. PGP.

Went on a mini alumni trip back to the alma mater over the weekend, realized we drink more now than in college. PGP

Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP

Spent my last fifteen minutes at work in the bathroom playing Tinder. PGP

Hungover from a Sunday evening baby shower.