Doing it for the 401K and Health Insurance

Everyone please stop endorsing me for “social media” on LinkedIn. PGP.

The highlight of my day was going to Chipotle. PGP

People I haven’t talked to in over 15 years giving me LinkedIn endorsements. PGP.

Got assigned my first solo business trip. Got cancelled because I’m not old enough to rent a car. PGP.

Why yes Netflix, I am a 25 year old dude who lives alone “still” watching New Girl on Sunday night. Is that so wrong? It makes me happy.

HR manager was 15 minutes late to the time management meeting she was hosting. PGP.

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

when a coworker shows concern for your well being by saying that “you look dead inside.” PGP