A former employer also dictated this for me. On the plus side, the bought a pissload of black pens. I guess it made it easier to photocopy documents, as we were a state-supervised facility. God this is a boring comment.
still a great article. And to hell with people who keep talking about buzzfeed, barstool, reddit, etc. I don’t care about those sites, I am a loyal PGP-er….. PGP-ite? PGP-tonian?
I think that brutal honesty would be cool to see on an online dating profile. If you hadn’t broken down and decided to buy that cat at the end, I really think you would’ve had a shot at some nice, naive, sap to be your future ex-husband. (I’m still up for the job.)
PLOT TWIST! Your boss is actually your biological dad. It explains why he is so proud of your basic accomplishments, he still thinks you are a toddler, which is when he had to give you up for adoption to pursue his dreams of being a big-time opera singer. He came back to the states and secretly hired you to help you relive your childhood and be your REAL dad.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LADIES ROOMS HAVE COUCHES?! …No wonder they go in groups, they must get a little mid afternoon siesta going on while the eight of them take turns in the two stalls.
You really hit home on all of the success angles. I’m talking about just the fact that you can have a conversation about any number of topics. Really does it for me.
Advertise
A former employer also dictated this for me. On the plus side, the bought a pissload of black pens. I guess it made it easier to photocopy documents, as we were a state-supervised facility. God this is a boring comment.
The commentary absolutely carries this clip. That narrator so perfectly and precisely captures exactly what is happening with that Jeep. Poetry.
still a great article. And to hell with people who keep talking about buzzfeed, barstool, reddit, etc. I don’t care about those sites, I am a loyal PGP-er….. PGP-ite? PGP-tonian?
What I’m trying to say is, I like this site.
I think a more apt description of his rise would be, “…pulled himself up by his bootstrap.”
Ok ok ok I’m sorry that was a horrible joke let the downvotes roll.
I think that brutal honesty would be cool to see on an online dating profile. If you hadn’t broken down and decided to buy that cat at the end, I really think you would’ve had a shot at some nice, naive, sap to be your future ex-husband. (I’m still up for the job.)
What’s worse, not being able to balance a checkbook, or knowing how, but refusing to do so? …Asking for a friend….
^ Epic response. And yes, I said ‘epic’. I regret nothing.
Great column!
I also think Foreigner’s “Cold As Ice” would get some air time from me.
You sir, you terrify me.
I hate to be ‘that guy’ (I secretly LOVE it), but the spelling and grammar errors in here made me sad.
I’d love to do this, but I don’t know how to sail. #PGP
PLOT TWIST! Your boss is actually your biological dad. It explains why he is so proud of your basic accomplishments, he still thinks you are a toddler, which is when he had to give you up for adoption to pursue his dreams of being a big-time opera singer. He came back to the states and secretly hired you to help you relive your childhood and be your REAL dad.
This is the only logical scenario I can imagine.
This show was the main killer of my college roommate’s and my idea to open up a bar. So sad. We could have had it all!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LADIES ROOMS HAVE COUCHES?! …No wonder they go in groups, they must get a little mid afternoon siesta going on while the eight of them take turns in the two stalls.
You really hit home on all of the success angles. I’m talking about just the fact that you can have a conversation about any number of topics. Really does it for me.
Am I the only one who thinks a smart wife would add to the attraction?
Trekkie Monster says: In Volatile Market, the only safe investment is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsPFDya9ENI
Listen to/Watch “What Does the Fox Say” for 45 minutes you say? Doing that every day anyways.
I was worried that I wasn’t gonna get my Manic Monday fix. Great stuff, Bolen, keep the poop commentary coming!
I am petrified.