Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

The “I don’t drink during the week” prick. PGP.

Just found out the girl I’ve been texting has a 6 year old. PGP.

Chris Borland is my hero for retiring at 26. PGP.

I should be at Hooters right now. PGP.