National “take a 3 hour lunch day” #PGPM

I should have just taken the day off. PGP.

“I’m sorry babe, we just can’t afford a baby right now.” PGP

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Married coworkers living vicariously through you. PGP.

Somebody just microwaved broccoli again. PGP.

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

I took a sick day today. My boss has been emailing me nonstop. PGP.

Paying the price on Monday for how little you accomplished on Friday. PGP.