Thinking about cupping just to get through my workday. PGP.

Being the young guy in the office that all the old guys talk to about your weekend so they can live vicariously through you. #PGP

My crockpot broke this week. #PGP

My “vacation” this year was visiting my parents for a week in Alabama. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

“Hey, have you checked out Google Maps today?” PGP.

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP