You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.

Went with my pops to meet his coworkers at local dive, ended up shacking with his secretary. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

Girl who reports to me is sporting a sexy princess costume in the office today. Now my boss says I have to have a conversation about appropriate office attire with her. I used to like Halloween. PGP.

My most liked picture on my Instagram is of my sister’s kid. PGP.