Realized I left my pitching wedge at the golf course Saturday. First thing I thought of is how disappointed my dad would be at me. PGP.

Not receiving any emails for three hours and immediately thinking something must be wrong. PGP

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

I go on vacation tomorrow. I mentally checked out yesterday. PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

My wife definitely settled. PGP.

“Looks like someone got some sun this weekend”

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP