Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.

Dom Toretto lived his life a quarter mile at a time. I live mine a half gallon of milk at a time. PGP.

A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at the office. PGP.