Lets be real, there’s a 50/50 shot this is some bored 15 year old who has never actually accomplished anything and just wants an excuse to justify his extremely high opinion of himself. The best part is that the jackoff ruining (admittedly idiotic) people’s lives now thinks that he is acting heroically, because all of the dickless people whose entire sense of self worth comes from being recognized as morally righteous on social media are encouraging him.
Moral of the story: Thanks for the link to the giant “bad people are bad, look how much better we are than those bad people” circle jerk over on tumblr.
“I texted this girl I’m trying to get rid of that I wanna fuck her from behind while she stares at her old yearbook picture, and she said yes. What do I do now?”
Easy, you put it in her pooper while she stares at her old yearbook picture. Then you run.
That one friend who doesn’t know the difference between a Mike and Will linebacker but will yell Roll Tide every time he hears someone mention college football. PGP.
No. Kate Upton was smoking hot. I’ll give you Giselle. But you don’t hook up with a girl, knowing that she’s later going to write a world famous hit about how much you suck, unless shes got something going for her. I’d pee in that any day.
Whoever makes the wake up training montage a reality is going to be a millionaire.
Clever.
Last year the boss gave everyone a $15 gift card to Olive Garden. There’s no Olive Garden within 30 miles of where I work…
This article was very well written… for a woman.
I call bullshit. I’ve never needed a partner for shower sex.
Lets be real, there’s a 50/50 shot this is some bored 15 year old who has never actually accomplished anything and just wants an excuse to justify his extremely high opinion of himself. The best part is that the jackoff ruining (admittedly idiotic) people’s lives now thinks that he is acting heroically, because all of the dickless people whose entire sense of self worth comes from being recognized as morally righteous on social media are encouraging him.
Moral of the story: Thanks for the link to the giant “bad people are bad, look how much better we are than those bad people” circle jerk over on tumblr.
“I texted this girl I’m trying to get rid of that I wanna fuck her from behind while she stares at her old yearbook picture, and she said yes. What do I do now?”
Easy, you put it in her pooper while she stares at her old yearbook picture. Then you run.
Being in the wrong 10%. PGP.
That one friend who doesn’t know the difference between a Mike and Will linebacker but will yell Roll Tide every time he hears someone mention college football. PGP.
Knox, you gearing up to write the PGP novel?
I’m confused, does the money disappear after 10 seconds?
Yeah, because what everyone really needs is a forum for their bosses to feel more relaxed and contact them like the good friends they are. Can’t wait.
I knew it couldn’t be my fault…
Whoa dude. They’re not fat, they’re just all big boned.
No. Kate Upton was smoking hot. I’ll give you Giselle. But you don’t hook up with a girl, knowing that she’s later going to write a world famous hit about how much you suck, unless shes got something going for her. I’d pee in that any day.
Any good relationship is built on a solid foundation of hating the same people. That’s just science.
Legends never die
Those eyes though… You just know he’s gonna be using that feathery phallator later
The Boomerang guy’s story speaks to me.
What she doesn’t mention is the 5th of Jameson she downed to find that humor…