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This is quite the oversight.
The Seattle Seahawks mascot, Blitz, has a serious wardrobe malfunction going on in his outfit. He’s a bird, so naturally, he has feathers on his costume. Unfortunately, when he goes “spread eagle,” it looks like his little bird wang is peeking out of his tight pants.
Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that “situation” back in ur pants. pic.twitter.com/zQYNY5dHAQ
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) November 10, 2014
Even funnier, this is the Seahawks’ punter Jon Ryan’s girlfriend, comedienne Sarah Colonna.
Looks like the Seahawks mascot wrangler is gonna have to make a few alterations to Blitz’s get up. You can’t just go running around CenturyLink Field inadvertently hanging dong in every picture you take with fans..
Rock Out With Your Hawk Out, I guess.
Those eyes though… You just know he’s gonna be using that feathery phallator later
Thanks to the misleading picture at the top of the article, I thought you were about to make a snide comment about her nose.
Bri, I think Sarah Colonna deserves to be mentioned by name here.
I love how intentional it looks. Blitz is squatting in just the right way that his junk is hanging low. Its a power move.