I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.
Actually using condoms. PGP.
My condoms expired. PGP.
Spend 11 minutes and listen to Vince Speranza’s incredible story.
If you watch one YouTube video today, make it this one. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Buy U A Drank” as a ballad.
Someone scheduled a meeting from 12-2 p.m. Lunch isn’t provided. PGP.
Being pleasantly surprised when you find a full Brita pitcher in your fridge. PGP.
Not sure if my shakes are coming from my hangover or my coffee. PGP.
The lady next to me has been talking about her gout for 20 minutes. PGP.
R.I.P. ’96 Ford Taurus. Hello public transportation. PGP.