You sound like Emily, the girl who vetoed group tests in intro to Spanish because you thought it would motivate everyone to work harder and build their character. Don’t be Emily.
I don’t think you’re legally allowed to talk about elegance and Seacrets in the same article.
Then again, it was senior week last time I was there and I was drunk enough to let someone cauterize a cut with a knife and a lighter, so that might be on me and not the bar… Keep it up, Shibbs.
6. The larger African American lady on the El wearing leopard print spandex and bitching loudly to her girlfriend that her baby daddy is worthless because he “don’t got that good weed no more, fuk dat N*****” while eating Cheetos and ignoring her 3 year old screaming in the seat next to her… for the whole 40 minute ride.
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I strongly dislike you. On a personal level.
Holy run on sentence, Batman.
You sound like Emily, the girl who vetoed group tests in intro to Spanish because you thought it would motivate everyone to work harder and build their character. Don’t be Emily.
I get what you’re doing here, but with all the bullshit going on, even saying it ironically makes me cringe
All I know is that that Mewtwo fight got me unreasonably jacked up
I don’t think you’re legally allowed to talk about elegance and Seacrets in the same article.
Then again, it was senior week last time I was there and I was drunk enough to let someone cauterize a cut with a knife and a lighter, so that might be on me and not the bar… Keep it up, Shibbs.
Maybe lay off the bath salts there, bud.
You, sir, are about as useful as a poopey flavored lollipop
6. The larger African American lady on the El wearing leopard print spandex and bitching loudly to her girlfriend that her baby daddy is worthless because he “don’t got that good weed no more, fuk dat N*****” while eating Cheetos and ignoring her 3 year old screaming in the seat next to her… for the whole 40 minute ride.
You showed him…
If I wanted to pay for sex I’m sure I could find better options than tinder
She’s gonna make her parents proud as an incredibly average janitor some day. Either that or middle management.
Really throwing August under the bus there buddy. What gives?
It looks like you’re brother was onto something…
Shout- Otis Day and the Knights
Dude, it’s called the “Waistband uptuck.” It saves lives.
Excellent idea, terrible execution.
You don’t tell me what to do
Yes, that’s why everyone uses Tinder. Soulful and fulfilling conversation that leads to “Princess Bride” style love.
This article was probably the biggest letdown I’ve had since I got a denim jacket for Christmas.