To add onto this; slow cooker liners are a life saver. Cleaning up a slow cooker can be the biggest pain in the ass. With the liners, you just toss them in the trash once you’re done and give the slow cooker a quick rinse instead of cleaning it for 5-10 minutes.
I used to do the homemade pizzas, but it’s just not worth it. It usually ends up being more expensive than frozen and it takes way longer.
I do recommend making your own bbq sauce and putting it on every sandwich or cooked meat. It took like 20 minutes and I made like 3 jars worth of bbq sauce. Makes your disgusting attempts at meals taste better.
Be careful though. I had a 3-leg flight not too long ago and got kicked off of my final flight before we even left the gate. Probably the most embarrassing moment in my life.
I had a client the other day and started getting the chills and sweats. Still not sure how I managed not to shit myself. Thankfully the Sphincter Gods were looking out for me.
Exactly. A defensive football game between two blue-bloods can end 10-7, and people will consider it a great game (which it is). A hockey game ending 1-0 is way more exciting than a 5-3 game in my opinion. A 1-0 baseball game is amazing to watch. But people hate soccer because there’s a chance that the game will end 1-0 or 0-0.
I get the liquid shits too, but I think it’s more related to my bad diet and gross amount of beer/whiskey I drink. At least you got options for gluten-free beer now.
Damn that blows my mind. Had no clue someone could go that long without attending a wedding. Did you move away from your college town right after graduating?
If they’re the same price, then I’m just going with boneless. They’re easier to eat, and cleaner. If boneless is more expensive, then I’m rolling up the sleeves and going to town on some bone-in wings.
Had some issues with #7. No good hiking in the area. Don’t own a bike somehow. My girlfriend gets mad when we play shuffleboard/pool because I’m a “poor sport” if I happen to lose ever by some fluke. Can’t throw a ball around anymore because lobbing a ball back and forth standing 5 yards away gets old really fast.
I really did like the comparison between Subway at picnics and anal on the wedding night though. Solid analysis.
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To add onto this; slow cooker liners are a life saver. Cleaning up a slow cooker can be the biggest pain in the ass. With the liners, you just toss them in the trash once you’re done and give the slow cooker a quick rinse instead of cleaning it for 5-10 minutes.
I used to do the homemade pizzas, but it’s just not worth it. It usually ends up being more expensive than frozen and it takes way longer.
I do recommend making your own bbq sauce and putting it on every sandwich or cooked meat. It took like 20 minutes and I made like 3 jars worth of bbq sauce. Makes your disgusting attempts at meals taste better.
Both can be a noun or a verb.
Be careful though. I had a 3-leg flight not too long ago and got kicked off of my final flight before we even left the gate. Probably the most embarrassing moment in my life.
I’m pretty convinced that your daily routine consists solely of taking copious amounts of drugs and posting long comments on PGP.
I had a client the other day and started getting the chills and sweats. Still not sure how I managed not to shit myself. Thankfully the Sphincter Gods were looking out for me.
Keep your head down, don’t jerk it up when you’re about to make contact.
Extend your arms.
Use your backswing to dictate your distance, don’t let up on the shot to try to hit it short.
Putt 17 inches past the hole.
Qualifications: Play about 3-10 rounds of golf every year.
Male or female, you’re a piece of shit if you aren’t excited for Mean Girls to come onto Netflix.
Exactly. A defensive football game between two blue-bloods can end 10-7, and people will consider it a great game (which it is). A hockey game ending 1-0 is way more exciting than a 5-3 game in my opinion. A 1-0 baseball game is amazing to watch. But people hate soccer because there’s a chance that the game will end 1-0 or 0-0.
Street meat is my go-to. Nothing quite like a greasy hot dog smothered in nacho cheese and jalapenos at 2AM.
Damn, I miss the college life sometimes.
Do it. Worst case you can just use it for margs and other alcoholic drinks.
I get the liquid shits too, but I think it’s more related to my bad diet and gross amount of beer/whiskey I drink. At least you got options for gluten-free beer now.
I agreed with you for the first half of your comment, but that second sentence….
Damn that blows my mind. Had no clue someone could go that long without attending a wedding. Did you move away from your college town right after graduating?
How the fuck have you never been to a wedding?!
Just remember that the nights are long, so don’t go full-out at the open bar in the first couple hours if you don’t want to be known as “that guy.”
If they’re the same price, then I’m just going with boneless. They’re easier to eat, and cleaner. If boneless is more expensive, then I’m rolling up the sleeves and going to town on some bone-in wings.
Had some issues with #7. No good hiking in the area. Don’t own a bike somehow. My girlfriend gets mad when we play shuffleboard/pool because I’m a “poor sport” if I happen to lose ever by some fluke. Can’t throw a ball around anymore because lobbing a ball back and forth standing 5 yards away gets old really fast.
I really did like the comparison between Subway at picnics and anal on the wedding night though. Solid analysis.
I got “$50-100” from “undisclosed.” I really want to know where it came from though.
Found it: https://www.unclaimed.org/