“So how long have you been driving with Uber?” PGP.

Calling in sick for Monday during brunch on Sunday. PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

When you crack a beer at 3, and Pandora immediately plays an ad about addiction. PGP.

Using “It was a short month” as your excuse for being broke at the end of February. PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

I’m still hungover from day drinking on Sunday. PGP.