Middle management role with entry-level pay. PGP.

I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

The meeting before the meeting. PGP.

I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.

Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Using Father’s Day sales but having no kids.

I refuse to tuck my shirt into my jeans. PGPM

Knowing how many days you have to go without dipping or smoking to get a lower life insurance premium. PGP.