Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.

Putting things on your desk/walls so your boss won’t realize you’re planning to leave as soon as humanly possible. PGP.

The daily “woke up too late to make breakfast” and “too tired after work to cook dinner” fast food runs. PGP.

I literally do not know how to ask for days off.

April fools is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke.

Referencing an assistant that you don’t have to people outside of your office. PGP.

Calling in sick on opening day after giving your 2 weeks.

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP

Undoing a week of responsible spending and dieting with a night of bar tabs and late night pizza. #PGP

Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.