The next 5 to 10 generations of LeBron James’ relatives already have more money than I ever will. PGP.

One of my older coworkers has just now discovered Siri and talks to her phone all day. PGP.

Switched from a windsor to a four-in-hand tie knot today. Things are getting pretty wild. PGP.

Making sure no one can see your computer screen from the hall. PGP.

Why is it that the only time I’m motivated to go to the gym is between 9am and 5pm? PGP.

Unsuccessfully comparing work schedules with your girlfriend to find time for a date. PGP.

When your boss describes your title as an “entry level position,” in front of you. PGP.

Submitted a request for two hours of vacation on Thursday to watch USA vs. Germany. Denied. PGP.

Getting a “Your account balance fell below $25 dollars” email twice in the same week. PGP.

Corporate shut down my office and gave me severance. I should be looking for a job, but I’m looking forward to an all-expenses-paid summer. PGP.