There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.
Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.
Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.
Giancarlo Stanton now makes 893 times my current salary. PGP.
Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.
Talking about corporate the way I used to talk about Nationals in college. PGP.
Looking for a friend with benefits. Vision is preferred, but dental is mandatory. PGP.
I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.