Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

Fell for a Tinder bot…again. PGP.

I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.