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I don’t feel happy anymore when I get paid. Just guilt. PGP.
I’m really going to start taking things seriously next week. PGP.
The increasing frequency of pep talks I have to give myself in the morning just to get out of bed. PGP.
Today, I watched in horror as the violent flush of the handicapped stall shot a pellet-sized turd directly at me. It hit my crotch and then bounced into my shoe. PGP.
Adding tasks you’ve already completed to your to-do list so there’s something to cross off. PGP.
Overselling yourself at the interview and underperforming on the job. PGP.
Old enough to find grey hairs, young enough to still get pimples. PGP.
Dreaming more about your boss taking a vacation than yourself. PGP.