Went to Kroger for Valentine’s Day clearance items. It was sold out. PGP

The only Valentine I got was from Team Snapchat. PGP

“It has come to my attention that…” PGP.

Spotify isnt working. So neither am I. PGP.

Turbo Tax being a condescending asshole by asking me “Did you buy a house this year?” PGP.

Sent the interns my dinner order, they asked if I was ordering for a group. Nope, just me. PGP.

New office manager is old school and outlawed wacky socks and bow ties at the office. PGP

Was harshly reminded how close the “h” and “u” keys are to each other when emailing a potential client re “types of suits we take.” PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.