Those entry level marketing jobs that are clearly pyramid schemes are looking and better and better. PGP.

Utilizing clock management on Friday afternoons. PGP.

I want to break up with my girlfriend, but I can’t afford the rent by myself. PGP.

Running out the clock. PGP.

Actually listening to NPR instead of just telling people you do. PGP.

My wife joined Twitter. Now I have to stop following porn stars. PGP.

My wife is my best friend. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

Homecoming was a success. Managed to stay out one night ’til 3 A.M. PGP.

Size 36 on Friday. Size 38 on Monday. PGP.