When your boss describes your title as an “entry level position,” in front of you. PGP.

NCAA bracketology is a lot like life. You can do your research, assess the risks and take the most promising route only to be submarined by some highly-touted jerk who just didn’t want to put in the effort. PGP.

The first time you utter the words “that must have been before your time.” PGP.

Being so excited about having an hour to take a nap that you can’t fall asleep. PGP.

Watching Dirty Jobs and feeling absolutely no solace nor pride in the job that I have.

Last ten minutes before work is done and the boss is doing rounds. The email I have been typing to look busy reads: “akjgsa asdhasklfjh asflh;lkha skhjdihwokqh.” PGP.

Undoing a week of responsible spending and dieting with a night of bar tabs and late night pizza. #PGP

Tore my meniscus playing softball. Doc either said, “You’re degenerating,” or “You’re a degenerate.” Either way, he’s right. PGP.

Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

If I put as much effort into my work as I do my bracketology I’d probably be CEO by now.