At that point in my life where the car my parents gave me is going to need to be replaced. Shit.

Convincing yourself you’re only single because you swiped the wrong way on Tinder that one time. PGP.

The struggle when your boss walks in as your mid-raid in Clash of Clans.

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

My long term financial planning includes working so many hours that I don’t have time to spend any of my money. PGP.

If I remember to say “Happy Birthday” to you, thank Facebook. PGP.

Office temperatures ranging randomly from “Arctic Winter” to “Death Valley Summer” throughout the day. PGP.

Recognizing other drivers on your daily morning commute. PGP.

No more family phone plan. PGP.