My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.

I have to hold the world record for consecutively hitting exactly $20.00 at the pump. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

Considering a move down south after seeing the talent at the Dallas office. PGPM. Realizing you can’t afford Dallas. PGP.

It’s not a question of whether or not I’ll have drinks after work, it’s how many. PGP.

Unsuccessfully comparing work schedules with your girlfriend to find time for a date. PGP.