We got to our first bar and didn’t even bother trying to go anywhere else because of the lines. Pretty sure they were short pouring too, I’ve never drank that much and not even gotten a little bit drunk
Used to be this one super skinny guy who would come into the same gym as me. Would take up one of the three squat racks to “foam roll” both his legs for several minutes and then squat 2-3 times before taking a 10 minute break to stare at his phone and text, I hated that kid.
Did an Instagram purge last night. Deleted anyone I saw that: I haven’t spoken to within the last year, don’t remember how I know them, or only post random weird pictures/selfies with equally weird captions.
Had an after party in the groomsmen suite. Father of the bride had stashed a couple of good bottles of whiskey and 24 packs in his room and he moved them down there after the reception, a move I plan on copying if/when I have kids and they get married. Stayed up drinking with bridesmaids, younger (read: childless) family members and anyone who hadn’t blacked out at the reception (maid of honor).
Have a hotter first post-breakup than their first post-breakup hookup. Something to be said for being the one who upgraded vs. being the one who’s desperate for attention.
Thanks for making me relive one of the most absurd arguments I’ve ever gotten in with an ex. Favoriting too many tweets from one person is proof of cheating apparently.
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We got to our first bar and didn’t even bother trying to go anywhere else because of the lines. Pretty sure they were short pouring too, I’ve never drank that much and not even gotten a little bit drunk
I locked it down after a month. Might have rushed it but something to be said for someone who makes you genuinely happy
If there are fire sprinklers in the building, don’t think so
How does she have any friends? Seriously
Commitment level: High? Shit, that means some self-sabotage is on its way
Ah blissful ignorance
Guess who just updated their resume
Sorry that they had to go through that but glad they made it through.
Used to be this one super skinny guy who would come into the same gym as me. Would take up one of the three squat racks to “foam roll” both his legs for several minutes and then squat 2-3 times before taking a 10 minute break to stare at his phone and text, I hated that kid.
Did an Instagram purge last night. Deleted anyone I saw that: I haven’t spoken to within the last year, don’t remember how I know them, or only post random weird pictures/selfies with equally weird captions.
Had an after party in the groomsmen suite. Father of the bride had stashed a couple of good bottles of whiskey and 24 packs in his room and he moved them down there after the reception, a move I plan on copying if/when I have kids and they get married. Stayed up drinking with bridesmaids, younger (read: childless) family members and anyone who hadn’t blacked out at the reception (maid of honor).
Good on you. I wish I had kept the puppy, I was the only one who trained or took care of the damn thing anyways
We call that the blender
Have a hotter first post-breakup than their first post-breakup hookup. Something to be said for being the one who upgraded vs. being the one who’s desperate for attention.
TGDAG: Make assumptions and then get aggressively upset about them
Don’t you put that evil on us
I will also buy you beer if you stop talking to her
Thanks for making me relive one of the most absurd arguments I’ve ever gotten in with an ex. Favoriting too many tweets from one person is proof of cheating apparently.
Specifically, fuck
Came here specially to mention the I believe in Nashville wall. I’m glad I’m not alone