I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.

My boss hates his job so much he jokes about killing himself on the regular. PGP.

I deleted the Bumble app, but not my account six months ago. Today my girlfriend got a series of screenshots from her sister when she came across my profile. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Got more Bumble matches in 7 days in Europe than I have in the past 6 months in the US. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.

Just found out I have to come in the Friday after Thanksgiving. Can’t wait. PGP.